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business baby (BB) today announces her third quarter (6-9 months) of life results. while BB has yet to contribute meaningfully to walnut grove craft industries’ bottom line, we are seeing tremendous improvement in many important categories and metrics:
- creeping, limited crawling, sitting for long periods and climbing/standing with support have all emerged as positive and dynamic forward looking behaviors.
-increase in diaper size to 3
-teeth acquired: 2
-solid foods adopted. favorites include: bananas, sweet potatoes, ah-mah’s mantou.
-chin-chins (kisses) doled out: not enough!
-increase in super baby focus/seriousness: off the charts
-consonants unveiled: three - “bah”, “dah”, “gah”
-cc’s in a bottle: up to 230
-chubby cheek powers: infinite
“that BB has had an outstanding quarter almost goes without saying,” said co-parent Ellen C. “Yes, there’s been some minor gastro-intestinal issues, eyeglasses eaten and a few face scratches of BB herself and friends/family, but BB’s increased playfulness, inquisitiveness and sheer joie de vivre point to huge numbers in Q4 and in the years ahead. Now, where’d that baby go?!?!?”
“bah bah bah bah,” added business baby from her new favorite location of around the corner near the (safety device enhanced) electrical socket.